Keeps the switcher alive with labelled tape, tea, and militant cable discipline.
Moves batteries, flyers, subtitles, tea tins, and last-minute rumors between every room in the building.
Treats aspect ratio as a moral question and the screening booth as a public trust.
Usually arrives wet, carrying unbelievable footage and exactly one working tripod leg.
Makes sure the station can be heard even when the room is loud and the signal is rough.